50 Shades of Boredom

Yes - I know I am amongst the minority here but dear God - what a tedious read.

I am nearly through Book 2  but its proving hard....(darn the pun which has raised its head (oops!) again).

If you like these 50 words - you will probably enjoy the book....


Lip           Hot                    Dark             Submissive        Dominant
Bite          Whip                   Red              Room                Spank
Grey         Christian             Ana               Baby                Laters
Foil           Subconscious     Spreaders       Audi                Tousled
Touch Copper              Food Fuck                Orgasm
Jeans Fingers              Taylor Pain                 Packet
Shades Control              Steele Seattle              Virgin? (C'mon!)
Inner         Goddess              Piano            Childhood         Love (?!)
Sex           White                  Shirt             Sculptured Blush
Chest         Rolling                 Eyes             Repetition         Repetition

In the words of the new to sex but strangely expert Ana.........   "Oh My!"

I wonder if the popular Baby Names will change over the next 9-18 months?