Wednesday, 8 May 2013

Toothbrush Horror



I have to report on this incident as I am curious to find out whether people find the following use of “shared toothbrush” acceptable.

Picture the scene,

The nearest and dearest and myself are getting ready for bed following a nauseating compulsion to watch yet another series of The Apprentice.

I walk into the bathroom to find my husband using my toothbrush despite the fact that he has one of his own.  My instant thoughts:

·         My brush is clean as I believe in rinsing after use…..his has a gradual build up (like wax) of dried white toothpaste spittle which is working its way like bind weed down his brush.
·        Why is he using mine which is bright orange and deliberately so, to remind him that it does not belong to him?
·         How many times has this happened before and if so have I doubled the amount of bacteria in my mouth by unknowingly brushing my pearly whites with my brush after he has used it?

My gag reflex then started and I had to resort to immediate measures:

  • I had no spare brush in the cupboard so was forced to open up #3's brand new  Peppa Pig “George” brush in order to clean my teeth.
  • I can no longer leave my brush in the communal area - EVER.
  • I CANNOT possibly think of ever using my old brush again because despite the fact that as husband and wife, we have shared many things, the thought of sharing of personal tooth debris...oops – have gagged again.....from using a shared brush is completely unacceptable for me...in fact, I would go as far to say that its akin to sharing snot. 
Out of interest – who is comfortable with the sharing of toothbrushes – known or otherwise?


1 comment:

  1. I too have experienced this with my nearest and dearest and i too had to stop myself from gagging. It's that horrible feeling of the toothbrush being wet when you go to use it. I tried the share experience once and it was not for me. I shudder at the very experience of it all. urghhhhhhh

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