I might just go mad

Since being successful at a recent interview and accepting the job, there has been a persistent and slight gnawing suspicion that I might struggle with a complete culture shock when returning to the "office environment".

The team is very friendly and the quick wit of the Welsh in on tap throughout the day, along with the ability to talk incessantly about inane banter for precisely 444 minutes a working day.

Today however, whilst talking about what some "business" tenants will complain about and expect an immediate response to, my jaw dropped at around the same time as my first line of defence to mental sanity.  Here are three of the best:

• Can you come and sort out the toilet seat - it moves when I sit on it and there is a screw on the floor
• There is a spiders web in one of the back windows
• What shall I do about the daisies growing outside

Initiative it would seem, is rather selective..........