Grand Slam Wales!

In celebration of our Welsh Rugby team winning their 3rd Grand Slam since 2005 and to ease the boredom of a very boring 30 minute lunch-break today, I put pen to paper and hope you enjoy this little ditty.

Grand Slam

Wham Bam

Good work boys

Well done Sam

Hoof

Boof

Then run loose

Bet the French

Wish they had closed the roof

Watching on the sofa

Seeing someone’s Nan

Heart rate racing, commentary grating

Dan Lydiate’s our man

Scrum time now

In the short green grass

“Pause….., Touch, Engage”

Lets view some arse

Priestland,  George,  Faletau

Halfpenny, Hook

We love you

For the rest who made the squad

And kept your bods so dandy

Those chiselled chops and muscle rocks

Didn’t ‘arf make some of us randy

Thanks for the party

For Cuthbert the try

Gatland for not smiling

Now we know why

Focus is key

Oz land is next

Rugby for ever

The Welsh team is best.